Socials

Social	Alone (first person)	Alone (second person)	Alone (third person)	Targeted self (first person)	Targeted self (second person)	Targeted self (third person)	Targeted other (first person)	Targeted other (second person)	Targeted other (third person)
kiss	Isn't there someone you want to kiss?			You don't want to do that in public.
shake	You shake your head.			You shake your head repeatedly.
snuggle	Who do you want to snuggle?			Right, because that doesn't seem desperate.
grin	You grin.			You grin evily.
clap	You clap your hands together.			You clap for yourself.
frown	You frown.			You look down at your feet, frowning.
moan	You start to moan.			You moan at yourself.
sing	You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.			You sing a little ditty to yourself.
snore	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.			Linefeed
whistle	You whistle.			You whistle a little diddy to yourself.
tickle	Whom do you want to tickle?			You tickle yourself, how funny!
daydream	You dream of better times.			Linefeed
snarl	You grizzle your teeth and look mean.			You snarl at yourself.
apologize	You apologize until you are blue in the face.			Linefeed
flirt	Who is it that you want to flirt with?			Yeah, and I bet you'd get her number too, wierdo.
babble	You babble endlessly.			You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!
grimace	You grimace painfully at the thought.			You grimace painfully at your thoughts.
nod	You nod.			You nod repeatedly.
worship	You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!			You worship yourself.
boast	You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.			You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.
mutter	You mutter quietly to yourself.			You mutter quietly to yourself.
duck	You duck your head.			Linefeed
tweak	Tweak who?			You can't DO that.
cheer	You let out a joyous cheer!			You let out a joyous cheer for yourself, pleased with your own actions!
cower	You cower in a corner.			You are afraid of your own shadow!
scuff	You scuff at the ground with your foot.			You scuff at the ground with your foot, pondering a thought.
wait	You wait patiently.			Waiting for yourself? Could be a while...
wrist	You hold out out a wrist for a slap.			You slap your own wrist.
salute	Who do you want to salute?			Right, because THAT makes sense.
ah	You say 'ah' in comprehension.			Linefeed
furrow	You furrow your brow.			You deeply furrow your brow.
cross	You draw a cross in the air with your hand, whispering quietly.			You cross your chest, pressing your palms together and praying quietly.
analyze	Who do you want to analyze?			You enter a self analytical mode, trying to figure out your own quirks and oddities.
admire	Who do you want to admire?			You admire yourself, maybe you should brush that chip from your shoulder.
touch	Who do you want to touch?			In public? For shame.
shush	You put a finger to your lips to signal silence.			You start to say something and quickly cover your mouth.
gulp	You gulp nervously.			You gulp, trying not to wet your pants.
blow	Who do you want to blow a kiss to?			Self love should only go so far.
tug	Who do you want to tug upon?			You pull on your clothing, straightening it out.
bounce	You bounce around like a little kid.			You bounce off the walls. Lay off the caffiene!
scream	You scream loudly!			You let out a scream of frustration!
cuddle	Who do you feel like cuddling today?			You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
bow	You bow deeply.			That makes no sense, now does it...
cough	You cough.			You cough loudly for several seconds!
gasp	You gasp in astonishment.			You look at yourself and gasp!
nibble	Nibble on who ?			You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????
slap	Who do you want to slap?			You slap your forehead! Doh!
stare	You stare blankly at nothing in particular.			You stare down at your feet.
wiggle	Your wiggle your bottom.			You wiggle about like a fish.
pat	Pat who?			You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
fume	Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.			That's right - hate yourself!
spank	Spank whom?			You spank yourself playfully.
caress	Who do you wish to caress?			You tenderly caress your body. Loser much?
tip	You tip your hat gallantly.			Linefeed
ramble	You ramble on and on.			Rambling to yourself again? They have medications for that.
boggle	You boggle at the concept.			You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.
purr	You purr contentedly.			You purr quietly to yourself.
bearhug	Whom do you wish to bearhug?			You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.
squirm	You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.			Linefeed
sob	You sob quietly to yourself.			Linefeed
bonk	***BONK!!!***			You bonk yourself, fool that you are.
peck	Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?			You must REALLY like yourself.
plead	Who is that you want to plead?			You plead for your own sanity.
noogie	You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.			You rub your head and create a static charge...
chortle	Heh.			You chortle at your own joke.
bat	Linefeed			Linefeed
yowl	You yowl in frustration.			Linefeed
crinkle	You crinkle your nose at the thought.
primal	You tilt your head back and unleash a primal scream of victory at the sky.			Linefeed
hum	You hum a quiet tune.			You hum quietly to yourself.
french	Kiss whom?			Linefeed
toepick	You say to no one in particular with a sing-song voice, "TOOOOOOOEPIIIIIICK!"			Linefeed
flick	Who do you want to flick?			You flick a piece of lint from your clothing.
thumb	Who do you want to bite your thumb at?			Insulting yourself again? I'm sure someone else is more deserving.
scoff	You scoff in distaste.			You scoff at your own actions.
glower	You glower angrily.			You stare at the ground and glower angrily.
clear	You clear your throat.			You loudly clear your throat.
Foottap	You tap your foot			Linefeed
dance	You dance			You put your head against the wall and start dancing
comfort	Do you feel uncomfortable?			You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
nuzzle	Nuzzle who??			I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
applaud	Clap, clap, clap.			You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!
Curtsey	You curtsey to your audience.			You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
glare	You glare at nothing in particular.			You glare at the ground near your feet, too angry to speak.
pout	You pout quietly in shame.			You pout quietly in shame.
snap	You snap your fingers.			You snap your fingers and form a Z shape in the air.
strut	Strut your stuff.			You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.
wink	You wink.			Your eye twitches slightly.
curse	You swear loudly for a long time.			You swear at your own mistakes.
grovel	You grovel in the dirt.			That seems a little silly to me.
hand	Whose hand did you want to kiss?			A practice makeout session with your hand? I don't think so.
stagger	You stagger blindly around the room.			Linefeed
lust	Your hormones begin to rage.			Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...
threaten	You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.			Linefeed
beckon	You beckon for everyone to follow.			You beckon to your shadow to follow.
point	Who do you want to point at?			You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
innocent	You innocently whistle a tune.			Linefeed
moo	You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!			You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.
pant	You pant.			You pant heavily, taking in deep breaths.
squeal	You squeal with delight!			Linefeed
explode	You feel the blood boiling in your veins!			Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.
criticize	Yes, but who?			You criticize yourself profusely.
scratch	Who is it that you want to scratch?			You scratch your head
twitch	You twitch nervously.			Linefeed
contemplate	You bite your lip contemplatively.			Linefeed
smile	You smile.			You smile at yourself.
prance	You prance around like a magnificent poof.			You prance around like a magnificent poof.
sneer	You sneer.			You sneer.
lean	Linefeed			That doesn't make any sense.
smack	Who do you want to smack?			You smack yourself on the forehead! D'oh!
flail	You flail your arms about wildly!			You flail your arms about in pure frustration!
scrutinize	Who do you want to scrutinize?			You scrutinize your own actions carefully.
squint	You squint your eyes.			You squint your eyes, crossing them in the process.
ymca	You perform a rousing rendition of YMCA for everyone present!			You dance around the room doing YMCA without a care in the world.
glance	You glance around the area.			You glance down at your feet.
clench	You clench your fists in anger.			You clench your fists, angered with your own actions.
listen	You listen			You listen intently to your own inner voices
cackle	You cackle gleefully			You cackle at yourself
sigh	You sigh.			You let out an exhasperated sigh.
cry	You burst into tears.			You cry to yourself.
blush	You blush.			You blush as a thought crosses your mind.
fart	Where are your manners ?			You fart at yourself. You deserve it.
groan	You groan			You groan as you realize what you have done.
ruffle	You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.			You ruffle your hair.
sneeze	Gesundheit !			Linefeed
thank	Thank you too.			You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
yawn	You yawn.			You take in a deep breath of air and yawn.
pray	[Pray] Janisu:			[Pray] Janisu: 'self'
hop	You hop around like a little kid.			Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.
yodel	You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.			You snort derisively at yourself.
snort	You snort derisively.			Linefeed
flutter	You flutter your eyelashes seductively.			You can't do that.
roll	You can't do that.			You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.
wonder	You wonder about how things could have been.			You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.
rub	You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.			Linefeed
collapse	You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.			Riiiiiight.
moon	You drop your pants and moon everyone present!			You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.
whine	You whine to anyone who will listen to you.			That wouldn't be a very good idea.
spit	You spit in utter disgust.			You try to do a raspberry at yourself, but only manage to drool on yourself a bit.
raspberry	You stick out your tongue and do a raspberry at nothing in particular.
insane	You feel your sanity slipping away...			Linefeed
meditate	You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.			Linefeed
leer	You leer about the room.			Spending another night with Rosey Palm and her five sisters, I see.
agree	You nod in agreement.			It's always good to agree with yourself.
doh	You think about what you did and say ^DOH!!!^ as you smack your forehead.			You smack your forehead and say ^DOH^!!!.
scowl	You scrunch your face up into a fierce scowl.			You scrunch your face up into a fierce scowl.
handshake	You extend your hand to be shaken			You clasp your hands together in front of you.
approve	You give a big thumbs up of approval!			Self gratification? How special.
golfclap	You give a quiet, yet sarcastic round of applause.			You give yourself a quiet and rather non-enthused round of applause.
tap	You tap your fingers idly on your knee.			You tap yourself on the chest.
burn	You suddenly yell at the top of your lungs, "BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!"			You make fun of yourself with total abandon.
wring	You wring your hands in worry.			You look down at the ground in worry, wringing your hands.
smiles	You smile sweetly.			You smile sweetly, blushing slightly.
mock	Who do you want to mock?			You mock yourself. Weirdo.
curtsy	You give a lady-like curtsy.			That would be a neat trick.
whimper	You whimper			You whimper quietly to yourself
laugh	You laugh			You laugh at yourself
sulk	You sulk.			Linefeed
poke	Who do you want to poke?			You poke yourself in the eye, good job.
burp	You burp loudly.			You burp quietly to yourself.
flip	Who do you want to flip off?			You raise your middle finger and stare at it intently.
hiccup	You hiccup.			Janisu hiccups loudly.
shiver	You shiver as a chill runs through your bones.			You shiver uncontrollably.
snicker	You snicker.			You snicker quietly to yourself.
twiddle	You patiently twiddle your thumbs.			You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.
comb	Long inventory selected.			Combined inventory selected.
beg	Who is it that you want to beg?			Begging yourself to do something? How much more lazy can you get...
nudge	Nudge whom?			You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.
pinch	Who is it that you want to pinch?			You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!
slobber	You slobber down your front.			Linefeed
bark	You bark loudly.			You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.
swoon	You swoon.			Linefeed
worry	You worry about what's going to happen.			You worry about what's going to happen.
highfive	Who do you want to give a high five to?			You clap your hands together over your head!
stretch	You stretch comfortably.			Linefeed
goose	Who would you like to goose?			You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.
flex	You flex your muscles proudly!			Linefeed
mosh	You mosh insanely around the room!			Masochist!
tongue	You stick your tongue out at nothing in particular.			You stick out your tongue and attempt to touch it to your nose.
cover	Your cover your ears.			You cover your ears.
tag	Who do you want to tag?			You do understand the concept of playing tag, right?
shudder	You shudder.			You shudder violently.
toast	You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.			You grin evilly and toast yourself.
leap	Leap into who's arms?			Being bored you leap into the air.
bop	You bop like crazy!			You start bopping by yourself. Loser.
gawk	You gawk.			You gawk in disbelief at your own actions.
gaze	You gaze off into the distance.			You gaze longingly at the ground.
pet	You don't have that skill.			You don't have that skill.
shakefist	You shake your fist angrily in the air!			Linefeed
jest	You make a funny face.			You make a funny face at your own actions.
bleet	You bleet like a sheep. Are you feeling well?			You bleet loudly!
recoil	Who do you want to recoil from?			Jumping at your own shadow again?
willy	Who do you want to give a wet willy to?			You lick your finger and stick it in your own ear. Wet willy....?
cling	Who do you want to cling to?			You cling to yourself for dear life!
cigarette	Pulling a cigarette from the pack, you light it and inhale deeply.			You inhale deeply on your cigarette and then exhale a large puff of smoke.
giggle	You giggle.			You giggle nervously.
hug	Hug who?			You wrap your arms around your body, hugging yourself tightly.
accuse	Accuse who??			That won't do much good.
chuckle	You chuckle.			You chuckle quietly to yourself.
fondle	Who needs to be fondled ?			You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
lick	You lick your lips.			You lick something from your own fingers, I hope you've kept track of where they've been.
shrug	You shrug.			You shrug your shoulders in a non chalant manner.
sniff	You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*			You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
wave	You wave.			You fan yourself gently with your hand.
massage	Who do you want to massage?			That would work a lot better if someone else were doing it.
cringe	You cringe.			You cringe at something remembered.
ponder	You ponder for a moment.			You ponder on a thought for a moment.
stroke	Who is it that you want to stroke?			That's better left for the privacy of your own home.
tease	What a tease. SHEESH.			You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.
howl	You howl at the moon.
eyebrow	You arch an eyebrow.			You arch one eyebrow and then the other, going back and forth in a moment of pure boredom.
drool	A dribble of drool spills down your chin.			A dribble of drool spills down your chin.
peer	You peer around yourself intently.			You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.
spam	You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.
wince	You wince in agony.
embrace	Who would you like to embrace?			You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.
flinch	You flinch.			You flinch.
grumble	You grumble distractedly to yourself			Why bother?
flare	You flare your nostrils in anger.			Are you really that angry with yourself?
beam	You beam happily!			You beam happily at your own actions.
mull	You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.
pound	You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.
thand	Put your hand in who's face?			You shove your hand in your face and chat away at it.
prod	You suspiciously prod the air around you.			You cautiously prod yourself in the stomach.
blink	You blink.			You blink repeatedly.
nag	Who is it that you want to nag?			Feeling a bit lazy, are we?
stick	You stick your tongue out.			You touch your nose with your tongue, how very talented.
hiss	You hiss sharply.
crack	You crack your knuckles loudly.			You crack your neck in a series of loud pops.
dismiss	You wave a hand dismissively.			Bored with yourself?
edge	Who are you trying to edge away from?			Trying to escape from your life again?
smirk	You smirk.			You smirk evily.
pump	You pump your fist in the air! You are victorious!			You pump your fist in victory like a madman! Be careful, you might dislocate something.